Archive for the ‘Distraction’ Category

My summer vacation There are exactly two weeks left until my first class, and while I’m enjoying this August more than just about any other August I can remember (August for me is like February for you), the cool rainy weather of late has me looking forward to the fall. I know that the gross […]



I am drafting a proper post, but in the meantime (typo: meatnime), this is the working version of this summer’s nighttime driving mix. “Safe From Harm” (Massive Attack) “Roads” (Portishead) “Surf Rider” (The Lively Ones) “Gimme Danger” (The Stooges) “Rock Me” (Great White) “In The Air Tonight” (Phil Collins) “The Chain” (Fleetwood Mac) “Fade Into […]

Okay. Well, how about Garfield? Can you explain that to me? Did you just do it for the dough? No! I didn’t make that for the dough! Well, not completely. I thought it would be kind of fun, because doing a voice is challenging, and I’d never done that. Plus, I looked at the script, […]

me: if boo was a human would you date him? pearl: god, what a question. um…. i honestly don’t know he is kind of a dick, so…yes! me: ha i was just having one of those conversations w/oui where i tell her i don’t need a real girlfriend, and then i started wondering… this is […]



Following up on my last post, this (NSFW).



Some insults I have made up: CRABTITS CRAPLIPS ASSRADISH Like most of my creative output, it sometimes seems, these all developed in various chat sessions. The first two are about a year old, and they come from a conversation that also spawned the question “is there any communion wine left motherfucker?” “Assradish” happened today. I […]

Quoting myself


Tuesday, June 29, 2004 It’s somehow less surprising to me that I survived all those years of being single than it is that I survived them without a cat.