Some insults I have made up:


Like most of my creative output, it sometimes seems, these all developed in various chat sessions. The first two are about a year old, and they come from a conversation that also spawned the question “is there any communion wine left motherfucker?”

“Assradish” happened today. I like it because it seems like it ought to be a reference to something, but it isn’t.

Another recent favorite insult is “big girl’s blouse,” as in “Oh, Mr. Byron, don’t be such a big girl’s blouse!” I realize that I strongly disapprove of feminization as an insult, but this phrase is just too silly to not make me giggle. Subtract the problematic aspect and it reminds me of Neil exclaiming “Oh, floppy disks!”

Speaking of The Young Ones, this.


4 Responses to “Insults”

  1. 1 Mick

    The Collected Insults of Aaron Tieger, coming soon.

  2. At this point it might make a nice broadside.

    • 3 Mick

      Today a broadside, but not long from now perhaps a folderoo.

  3. 4 Serena

    Frozen chum head

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